How to NOT Look Like a Tourist in Chicago

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It wasn’t until I recently joined some travel groups on Facebook that I realized how much advice I give to people taking trips to Chicago. Like, how is your entire itinerary for a city that spans TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SEVEN MILES just “eating deep dish pizza, going to Navy Pier, and shopping on the Magnificent Mile”? That’s less than 5% of the city!

So I decided to make a crash course in visiting The Windy City. Note: this list is not for everyone. If you don’t like spontaneity, exploration, and immersion, keep your itinerary and pay me no mind.


 

#1 – Venture Beyond Downtown

Downtown Chicago in simplest terms: huge buildings, tourist attractions, the riverwalk, museums, 1000 places to eat, stores I can’t afford, and the word’s largest population of taxi drivers with no regard for traffic laws or human life. Yes, it’s still worth the visit if only for the beautiful skyline, but it’s not going to give you a TRUE feel of the very depth that is Chicago. Here are a few additional neighborhoods I suggest checking out, if you have time:

Historic: Pullman, Hyde Park, Beverly, Old Town, Bronzeville, Irving Park

Bars/Nightlife: Lincoln Park, Wicker Park, Boystown, Wrigleyville, South Loop

Culture: Uptown, Humboldt Park, Chinatown, Pilsen, Little Village, Avondale (also refer to historic)

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this is actually a simplified list

#2 – Avoid Touristy Crap 

Pinch yourself for each of the following attractions you have on your itinerary: Millennium Park, Grant Park, Cloud Gate, Soldier Field, Art Institute, Willis Tower, Magnificent Mile, Navy Pier, Taste of Chicago.

Yes, all of these things are very nice, but there are far more exciting things to do in the city of 2.7 million people spread over 77 neighborhoods. I have too many suggestions to list them all individually (please refer to my Chicago Gems series), but I will tell you the best methods to find out about them yourself:

  • ask a local
  • browse MeetUp
  • search Choose Chicago
  • use Groupon, LivingSocial, and/or TravelZoo
  • find cool-looking people and follow them (into events, not their homes)
because you’ve never seen your reflection before?

#3 – Eat Like a Local

Yes, I know you really want to get deep dish from Gino’s East, or you wanted to try Michael Jordan’s Steakhouse. Just don’t. Why? Because when Chicagoans boast about how delicious our city’s food is, we’re probably talking about the little hole-in-the-wall on our block that sells Vienna Beef hot dogs and gyro burgers. Or our favorite vendor on the corner in Pilsen selling homemade tamales and elotes (aka Mexican corn) for $2 each.

So how do you find these places? Your best bet is referring to #1 and #4 in the section above, but I’ll graciously offer some of my classic Chicago favorites.

Harold’s Chicken, Portillos, I-57 Rib House, Home Run Inn, Uncle Joe’s, Cheesie’s Pub

Chicago’s finest

#4 – Know What Not to Say

Never tell/ask a local any of these things. Why? No other reason than because it’s annoying.

  • “Is it going to be cold?” – Is it summer? If not, yes. Or no. But probably yes.
  • “It’s so cold!” – Yes, I know. But please tell me more about how warm it is back in your hometown.
  • “Is it safe / Will I get shot?” – No it’s not / Yes. Now. By me.
  • “Why is (insert thing here) so expensive?” – Hold on, I’ll ask my mom.
  • “Have you ever seen (insert Chicago celebrity here)” – No. I have not.
It is probably April

 

And that concludes my crash course! How are you feeling? More confident? Are you pumped? Excited to see all of the great Chicago?! Good. Here are a few more bonus tips before I send you on your way:

use Divvy to bike around the city, it’s a cheap, fun way to get around.

say Sears Tower instead of Willis tower to anyone who looks over 18

don’t let anyone see you put ketchup on your hot dog

never ever take a Segway tour of ANYTHING. ANYWHERE.

Chicago’s bikeshare program

 Happy Travels!

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Lauren is a Chicago native and budget traveler obsessed with foreign languages, neuropsychology, dancing, and applesauce. She recently quit her full-time job in social services to be a human English dictionary in Madrid, Spain.
  • I love posts like these!!! Living in NYC, you’re constantly given a crash course on what NOT to do as tourists. I personally avoid tourist heavy areas like the plague here just for the sake of sanity. This always makes me actively try not to be the worst when traveling… Though folks in the Windy City will just have to be mad at me because I am SO putting ketchup on my hot dog!!! LOL

    • Yes you feel my pain! I visited NYC and I was tired of the tourists myself LOL. But no worries, I still use ketchup too! Just not in the open lol.